iwearastetsonnow:

David: In the titles here, why is my name on 2 lines and your name is on 1 line? Have you got more letters in your name?

Billie: I don’t know, that’s a really good question. I’ve never ever thought about that.

David: Just suddenly struck me there, in a rush.

Billie: I wonder why that is.

David: D-A-V-I-D-T-E-N-N-A-N-T You’ve got like one more letter in your name. One letter tips me over into 2 lines. I’d rather be on one line.

Billie: Fascinating

David: Well, it’s fascinating to me.

this is making me cry

what if he’s a doctor in real life

 #nothing can top this so let’s stop trying